Wonderfalls (TV Series)

Caged Bird (2004)

Tyron Leitso: Eric Gotts

Quotes 

• Eric Gotts : I'd like to return these items.

  Jaye Tyler : Did they break? 'Cause we sell a lot of crap here.

  Eric Gotts : Uh, no, but they're not doing what they're supposed to do.

  Jaye Tyler : They're souvenirs.

  Eric Gotts : I know. And souvenirs are supposed to remind you of a place you're not. And I'm here, so they're not doing what they're supposed to do.

  Jaye Tyler : Well, what about your wife? Where is she?

  Eric Gotts : My ex-wife? She's recovering at a spa. I went with her to get her settled, but then I moved out.

  Jaye Tyler : Oh. Sorry about that.

  Eric Gotts : It was inevitable. Everything that had to happen happened. Heidi said so herself. She was driving over here to tell me we were through when you crashed into her car. Of course, now she's kicking herself for saving your life.

  Jaye Tyler : Hmm. And here I was hating her for coming to town. I guess she had to come to town to leave.

  Eric Gotts : And I had to leave before I could come back.

  Jaye Tyler : Are you back? 'Cause I was supposed to let you go. What does it mean? Are you just visiting?

  Eric Gotts : I'm a resident, and I'm single, if anyone were to be interested.

  Jaye Tyler : [giving him a receipt]  Sign here. But I can only give you store credit.

  Eric Gotts : Good. Another reason for me to come back.