The Wonder Years (TV Series)
A Very Cutlip Christmas (1990)
Daniel Stern: Kevin Arnold - The Narrator
Quotes
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Coach Cutlip : Kids... like me when I'm Santa.
Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : And right then, for the first time as I looked at the man, I actually saw a human being. Not a great human being, maybe not even a good human being, but a very lonely human being.
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Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : I'll always remember that look on his face. He was at once heroic and stupid. There was nothing more I could do. The die was cast. It was Santa's Last Stand. I stood there, helpless, outnumbered. And that's when it happened. Doug Porter looked first, directly into the eyes of the man who had taught him gym for three long years. Then Tommy Kisling looked, too, and Randy Mitchell. Those three skeptics gazed straight at that white beard, dead into the eyes of Coach Cutlip not thirty feet away. But all that they saw... was Santa Claus.
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Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : [seeing his coach as a mall Santa] It was horrible, worse than horrible. The whiskers, the bells, the hat? Kind of a Christmas nightmare come true.
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Kevin Arnold - The Narrator : First time I'd ever seen a teacher outside of school, and he had a pillow strapped to his stomach.
