Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 7010 (2005)

Wayne Brady: Self

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [before "Hollywood Director"]  The scene you're gonna act out is, Ryan is an Old West engineer driving a train, carrying gold bullion. And Wayne is a bandit riding up to rob it. Greg is the whip-wielding Southern owner of the train who comes in to save the day.

  Wayne Brady : I don't know if I can be in a scene with whips, brah. I dunno...

  Drew Carey : You know, it's the Old West, I'm sure nothing will go wrong.

  [Greg laughs] 

  Drew Carey : Don't worry about it.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "What President Bush does in the Oval Office when he's all by himself."

  Wayne Brady : Click.

  [mimes turning on a machine] 

  Wayne Brady : "Shall we play a game?"

  [giggles and claps his hands, then mimes pushing a button. He leaves the stage; Colin enters. He looks around without saying anything. Ryan comes on camera and mimes a bird landing on Colin's shoulder, which flies away when Colin glances at it] 

  Greg Proops : [mimes dialing a phone] 

  [in disguise voice] 

  Greg Proops : Hello, is this Hillary Clinton? Is your water running?

  [stifles laughter] 

  Wayne Brady : Ah, I'm so tired of this charade. I can finally be myself.

  [Drew buzzes] 

  Wayne Brady : Ah, Dickens! Oh, the encyclopedia! Oh, the tome of which I have loved all my life-

  [as another character] 

  Wayne Brady : Mr. President?

  [back to Bush, in drawl] 

  Wayne Brady : Uh, yeah?

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Things you can say about the food you eat, but not about your girlfriend."

  Greg Proops : Breasts, breasts, breasts! I'm sick of breasts! Where are the thighs?

  Wayne Brady : Mmm, everything tastes better on a Ritz.

  Greg Proops : These pies are incredibly small!

  Ryan Stiles : [with right hand on stomach]  Ah, that goes down good.