Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 602 (2004)
Ryan Stiles: Self
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Quotes
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Drew Carey : [before "Greatest Hits"] So the name of your album is "Songs of
[overly enunciating]
Drew Carey : Horror".
Colin Mochrie : Hi, we'll be right back to our documentary on stomach rashes, "Talcum in the Middle", in just a second.
[Ryan growls at Colin]
Colin Mochrie : Oh! Oh gee, what was that?
Ryan Stiles : It was frightening, wasn't it?
Colin Mochrie : It was
[overly enunciating like Drew]
Colin Mochrie : hor-ror.
Ryan Stiles : Hey, you know what, Colin?
Colin Mochrie : What, Ryan?
Ryan Stiles : That's what all the songs on this CD set are about: Hor-ror.
Colin Mochrie : Are you saying that every song on this CD album has to do with hor-ror?
Ryan Stiles : You bet I am. Eight hundred songs on three hundred CDs.
Colin Mochrie : That's...
Ryan Stiles : [interrupting] All about...
[with Colin]
Ryan Stiles : hor-ror.
[by himself]
Ryan Stiles : You know, Colin,
[pretends to be in pain]
Ryan Stiles : oh...
Colin Mochrie : Hey, what's wrong?
Ryan Stiles : I've got a bit of a bug.
[shakes]
Ryan Stiles : Ooh, and I'm a little jittery. Jittery! Bug! Jittery bug! Jitterbug!
Colin Mochrie : Wow!
[sarcastic]
Colin Mochrie : Nice segue.
Ryan Stiles : You know... I wasn't alive when the jitterbug was popular, but Colin told me all about it, and it seems like a wonderful, wonderful music style.
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Colin Mochrie : [after the first song in "Greatest Hits"] You know, I remember once, I went to a circus and I saw a strongman bend a car... "Bend a car"? Pat Benatar!
Ryan Stiles : [laughs] Okay, you've proved your point.
Colin Mochrie : Yes. You're not the ONLY master of segues. Pat Benatar, oh, I remember listening to her, I guess, after my first hip replacement.
[glares at Ryan]
Colin Mochrie : [...]
[after the second song]
Colin Mochrie : You know, when I was a jockey...
Ryan Stiles : [interrupting] Got a bit of a jitterbug.
Colin Mochrie : Yeah. That was good the FIRST time. You know...
[pats his legs with his hands]
Colin Mochrie : I just went like that. You see that?
[Ryan imitates it]
Colin Mochrie : When I was a jockey-
[Ryan chuckles]
Colin Mochrie : No, I was. For a little while. And in my bed, well, it was more of a cot, the, uh, we had this sort of sanitary paper for the fillies... wait a minute: "Bed cot filly paper"? RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS!
Ryan Stiles : Nothin' like that.
[counting on his fingers]
Ryan Stiles : Bed, cot, filly, paper. Red, Hot, Chili, Peppers. Oh...
Colin Mochrie : Yeah, like it made sense BEFORE. Anyway, they did a song, and it has to do with hor-rur.
Ryan Stiles : "Hor-ror"-
[Colin coughs]
Ryan Stiles : are you all right?
Colin Mochrie : I'm fine. I just swallowed my "horror".
Ryan Stiles : That's gonna cost ya.
Colin Mochrie : Anyway, they did a song, and it went like this: "Ooh"- no, here's the title.
[Ryan cracks up]
Colin Mochrie : I almost started singing it, but...
Ryan Stiles : That's not your job.
Colin Mochrie : Leave it to the professionals. Uh, the song is, of course, "Devil, There's a Devil, Whoa Devil, Oh, That's a Devil."