Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 419 (2001)

Brad Sherwood: Self

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Quotes 

• Brad Sherwood : [in "Press Conference", Colin's quirk is "Santa Claus announcing his retirement"]  What about all your animal friends?

  Colin Mochrie : Hey. Animal friends are there to be animal friends. If they can't handle being a carpet...

  [audience laughs/oohs] 

  Colin Mochrie : I may have said too much.

• Brad Sherwood : [in "If You Know What I Mean", set in an office]  I was just at the xerox machine. I'd like you to look at my enlargements, if you know what I mean.

  Colin Mochrie : Well, once I'm finished with my floppy, if you know what I mean.

  Brad Sherwood : I heard you were having a problem with your hard drive, if you know what I mean.

  Colin Mochrie : [downbeat]  Yeah...

  Ryan Stiles : [enters]  Sorry I'm late, I was drilling some Marines, if you know what I mean.

  Brad Sherwood : I saw your report, it came up a little short, if you know what I'm talkin' about.

  Ryan Stiles : Well, I'm having a little problem with my RAM, if you get my drift.

  Colin Mochrie : Everyone's been laughing at your briefs, if you know what I mean.

  Ryan Stiles : [shakes head]  No, I don't know anything about that.

  Brad Sherwood : Well, I have to go sharpen my pencil, if you know what I mean.

  Colin Mochrie : I gotta go "think outside the box", if you know what I mean.

  [Drew laughs] 

  Ryan Stiles : I'm gonna go... see if I can go jam myself into my cubicle, if you know what I mean.

  Brad Sherwood : No.

  Colin Mochrie : I was gonna run something up the flagpole and see if anyone grabbed it, if you know what I mean.

  Brad Sherwood : I have to move out soon. Would you help me with my enormously large credenza, if you know what I mean?

  Colin Mochrie : I'll help you fluff your Garfield, if you know what you mean.

  Brad Sherwood : [after audience laughter]  Well... I'm going to go to the bathroom.

  Ryan Stiles : I'm gonna go sleep with the boss, if you know what I mean.

  [Drew buzzes them out] 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Times when eeny, meeny, miny, moe is not an appropriate selection method."

  Brad Sherwood : [pointing between Ryan and Colin]  Miney, moe. Congratulations, Mr. Bush.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Things the pilot wishes he hadn't said when the intercom was on."

  Ryan Stiles : Oh, those chalupas are comin' back on me...

  Colin Mochrie : Hawaii's kinda shaped like a liver, right?

  Ryan Stiles : Oh, this is easier than I thought!

  Colin Mochrie : [sighs]  I'm so horny, I can't think straight!

  Brad Sherwood : Did you see the jugs on the girl in row four?

  Drew Carey : "First lines of the worst poems ever written."

  Brad Sherwood : Did you see the jugs on the girl in row four?