The West Wing (TV Series)
Third-Day Story (2004)
Allison Janney: C.J. Cregg
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Quotes
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Greg Brock : Who's the new White House Chief of Staff?
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : You know so much, you tell me?
Greg Brock : I'm hearing Will Bailey.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : Then you should have your hearing checked.
Greg Brock : Had a one-on-one with the President yesterday. First time all year. Knows the military, which Josh and Toby don't.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : First of all it's Leo. Second, Josh and Toby know every inch of the government: military, industrial, animal, mineral.
Greg Brock : Lots of folks can manage down, Will's proven he can manage up. A fully fledged adult.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : Again, it's Leo. But Josh and Toby are both adult, responsible, highly intelligent...
[Josh walks in addressing CJ]
Josh Lyman : You can throw me in a vat of custard with a chocolate-covered snorkel.
Josh Lyman : [shouts] It's gonna be you and me this weekend baby, and you are wearing a floppy hat!
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[last lines]
President Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet : C.J., I need you to do something for me.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : What's that?
President Josiah 'Jed' Bartlet : Jump off a cliff. We'll talk about it on the ride back.
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Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : Well heavens to murgatroyd. We have all the NATO countries.
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Toby Ziegler : Look, we're in the middle of an intersection without a traffic cop. If we want, we can run things through me.
Josh Lyman : If we want?
Toby Ziegler : I'm talking about a process.
Josh Lyman : And if we want to sacrifice livestock in your name?
Toby Ziegler : Fine. A decision-making tree.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg : How about you be the Communications director, you be the Deputy Chief of Staff; we can use the old barn for a stage.