The Weird Al Show (TV Series)

Mining Accident (1997)

'Weird Al' Yankovic: Self, Various Characters

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Quotes 

• Miner Dave : Hey, look, I'm Shaquille O'Neal!

  'Weird Al' Yankovic : Don't you people have any manners?

  Miner : I don't know, maybe you can loan us some.

• 'Weird Al' Yankovic : [mocks the miners]  Ooh, look at me, I'm a miner, I like dirt, I hate clean!

  [dances around like crazy as the miners laugh at him] 

  Announcer : Will Al and the Miners ever try to understand each other better so they can get along? STICK AROUND for the real dirt.

• Bobby the Inquisitive Boy : Al, I got a question. Where does dirt come from?

  'Weird Al' Yankovic : I don't know, Bobby, but I can tell you where it goes.

  [points to the miners] 

  'Weird Al' Yankovic : On to them!