The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Tag-Sale: You're It! (2004)

Christopher McCulloch: Hank Venture, The Monarch, Monarch Henchmen 2, Mr. White, The Intangible Fancy, Mister 7

Quotes 

• [used the bathroom in the Venture home] 

  The Monarch : Honestly, what kind of jackass leaves every door unlocked? I'm not going to flush. Let them see the wrath of the Monarch!

• The Monarch : [on Dr Venture]  What can I do to this guy that life hasn't already? I almost feel sorry for him.

• The Monarch : With every fiber of my being I stab at thee, as long as blood flows through this heart, I will hunt you down! I will be the stuff of your children's nightmares!

  Dr. Venture : What's he doing now?

  Dean Venture : He's making his dramatic exit.

  Dr. Venture : This could take all night, I'm gonna get Brock.

  Hank Venture : I think he's almost done.

  The Monarch : And then, when nothing can be heard but your cries of agony, I will pull the chain and let the beast devour you! Mark my words: I will have my revenge, DR. VENTURE!

• The Monarch : [inside Dr. Venture's laboratory]  Oh my god, look at this place. It's like a museum of failure.

• Dr. Girlfriend : Sweetie, isn't that the guy from Depeche Mode?

  The Monarch : Oh, no way! Where? Holy crap, he's with a girl?

  Dr. Girlfriend : Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH-1.

  The Monarch : But he's the guy from Depeche Mode! It's impossible.

  Dr. Girlfriend : Straight.

  The Monarch : Come on! He's in Depeche Mode!

• [in Dr. Venture's laboratory] 

  The Monarch : Here I am in the heart of the lion's den and I don't even care!

  [indicating a machine] 

  The Monarch : I don't even feel like taking a whizz on this! I used to DREAM about taking a whizz on this!