- [Fez is furious at Jackie for carelessly flooding the apartment, and demands that she leave]
- Fez: You pushed it too far! I want you out!
- Jackie Burkhart: Wait, what? Fez, where am I supposed to go?
- Fez: [sarcastically] Oh, how about this: why don't you go down to "I Don't Care" Street, make a left on "Get Out Of My Life" Boulevard, and take the express bus to downtown "Suck It"!
- [Fez walks away angrily]
- [Red, Kitty, Hyde and Samantha are in the kitchen, having breakfast. Hyde is reading the newspaper]
- Samantha Hyde: You know I hate it when you read the paper while I'm sitting right here next to you!
- Steven Hyde: [indifferently] Yeah. That's why I'm doing it, honeybunch.
- Samantha Hyde: Why don't you read your horoscope? I bet it says you won't be getting *any*!
- [Samantha storms out of the kitchen]
- Steven Hyde: [loudly] Oh, here's my horoscope: "You'll find yourself living with a *bitch*!"