Tales from the Crypt (TV Series)

99 & 44/100% Pure Horror (1995)

Cristi Conaway: Willa Sandleton

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Quotes 

• Willa Sandleton : [to her husband]  What are you doing home in the middle of the day?

  Luden Sandelton : I need to talk to you about the shareholders' luncheon tomorrow

  Willa Sandleton : Oh, great, because I have just finished with the last set of designs and...

  Luden Sandelton : [cutting her off]  I'm afraid we're not gonna be able to use your stuff.

  Willa Sandleton : What? Why not? You don't like them?

  Luden Sandelton : No, no. It's not that.

  Willa Sandleton : Damn it, Luden! I created an image for your stupid company. You know, I turned it around! I think you owe me!

  Luden Sandelton : Well, it's just business.

  Willa Sandleton : Then, treat it like a business! Test the damn things! I have worked around the clock for five days straight, I think you could do a regional test, something!

  Luden Sandelton : No! I'm sorry. But we've just closed a deal on an up-and-coming new artist. He's- He's very hot right now and we're lucky to have him.

  Willa Sandleton : Who is it?

  Luden Sandelton : His name is Renaldo Escuarita.

  Willa Sandleton : What?

  Luden Sandelton : Renaldo Escuari... You know him?

  Willa Sandleton : He's a graffiti artist! Luden, I have studied. Do you understand me? Studied! My whole life for this!

  Luden Sandelton : Now, Willa, calm down.

  Willa Sandleton : How dare you do this to me?

  Luden Sandelton : I'm not doing anything to you. Look, it's not the end of the world. You can do your own work full-time now.

  Willa Sandleton : Oh, yeah. Who's gonna buy my paintings, Luden? You?

  [she slaps him] 

• Willa Sandleton : Give me my job back.

  Luden Sandelton : Well, that's not gonna happen.

  Willa Sandleton : Fine. I want out.

  Luden Sandelton : What are you saying?

  Willa Sandleton : I want a divorce, you idiot. I don't care about this relationship. I never have. Sorry. That's just the way it is. And if I can't put my drawings on your stupid soap boxes, well, then I'm just gonna take your money. Half. Half sounds good to me. I'm entitled to it.

  [Luden walks over and picks up a yellow envelope and shows her the blackmail pictures inside, which is of her having sex with Tom] 

  Luden Sandelton : I'm sorry it's come to this.

  [Willia goes through the pictures] 

  Willa Sandleton : You son of a bitch!

  Luden Sandelton : Well, that's good. You let your anger out. No, I get it. No I realize that I'm probably as much to blame for this as you are.

• Willa Sandleton : Get out.

  Tom : What?

  Willa Sandleton : Get out. My husband will be home soon.

  Tom : I wasen't finished.

  Willa Sandleton : Ask me if I care.

  Tom : How can you say that? Well, you told me I was special.

  Willa Sandleton : I lied. Go home.

  [he sheepishly looks at her] 

  Willa Sandleton : I love it when you beg.