- [Referring to Jerri's colored friend, Sydney]
- Sara Blank: Who's your cute young ethnic friend, Derrick?
- Derrick Blank: Oh, she's with Jerri.
- Sara Blank: [to Sydney] Get out!
- Jerri Blank: Hey, don't you want to know happened at school today?
- Sara Blank: All right. What happened in school today?
- Jerri Blank: Mr. Noblet ...
- Sara Blank: I was talking to Derrick. Derrick?
- Derrick Blank: Well, I punched this loser in the head - he was coming out of study hall - I blindsided him. He never even saw it coming.
- [Jerri giggles]
- Sara Blank: That's very nice, Derrick. Okay Jerri, now why don't you make it quick?
- Jerri Blank: Someone punched me in the head when I was coming out of study hall today. Blindsided me - never saw it coming!
- Principal Onyx Blackman: [talking with Noblet and Jellineck about why students are not reading the school newspaper] They don't read it because they don't relate to it. Look at these articles; Making Scented Candles, The Truth behind Belgium Lakes, The Ancient art of Japanese Flower Arrangements? If I did not know any better, I would say this was written by a couple of middle age homos.
- Principal Onyx Blackman: Noblet, I'm impressed. Circulation is way up. Of course, the downside is your be a lot busier and spending much less time with the kids teaching.
- Chuck Noblet: I insist on making that sacrifice.
- Principal Onyx Blackman: I knew you, would so I raised a little party at the roller rink. A celebratory celebration to celebrate our circulation.