- Samantha Carter: Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like this, and I will eat this headdress.
- Jack O'Neill: The hell with culture - a member of my team has been neutralized. That's a hostile act.
- Dr. Daniel Jackson: How is it that you always come up with the worst case scenario?
- Jack O'Neill: I practice.
- Samantha Carter: I'm a lousy cook; and I couldn't spin, weave, or dye if my life depended on it. You made your self a bad deal.
- Samantha Carter: [after Dr. Daniel Jackson explains that anthropologists often adapt local customs and dress] I'm not an anthropologist.
- Jack O'Neill: You are today!
- Samantha Carter: What a relief. I've never been so happy to see you guys.
- Jack O'Neill: Sure you have. Remember that time on P3X-595... You drank that stuff that made you take off...
- Samantha Carter: [Clears throat] We won't get into that right now.