Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)
The Naked Now (1987)
Gates McFadden: Doctor Beverly Crusher
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Capt. Picard : [entering Crusher's office with a little skip] Beverly.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Yes, Jean-Luc?
Capt. Picard : You will address me as 'Captain'.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : [laughs] Captain? Oh, well then, my dear Captain, you will address *me* as 'Chief Medical Officer' or 'Doctor'.
Capt. Picard : I will? That's true. I started off by calling you Beverly, and, of course, naturally, you... I'm still not thinking straight.
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Capt. Picard : Now, Doctor.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : I believe I've become infected myself, Captain.
Capt. Picard : Do you know what the infection is?
Doctor Beverly Crusher : *giggles drunkenly*
Capt. Picard : Come on, quickly!
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Sorry! It is definitely like alcohol intoxication. The same lack of good judgment. For example, right now, I find you extremely, extremely... Of course, we haven't time for that sort of thing.
Capt. Picard : What sort of thing?
Doctor Beverly Crusher : *eying his body* Oh god would I love to show you!
Capt. Picard : Doctor! There must a cure, some formula. Hmph! Similar to the old one.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Damn it! Damn it! Captain! *leaning in for a kiss* My dear Captain...
Doctor Beverly Crusher : *following him* You owe me something! You do realize that, don't you? *unzips top* I'm a woman.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : I haven't had the comfort of a husband, a man... ..
Capt. Picard : Not now Doctor! Please!
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Doctor Beverly Crusher : If you were any more perfect, Data, I'd have to write you up in a Starfleet medical textbook.
Lt. Cmdr. Data : I am already listed in several bio-mechanical texts, Doctor.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Yes - of course...
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Doctor Beverly Crusher : You brought Deanna in.
Commander William T. Riker : Yes, she's infected.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Then you touched her. Oh, God, and you touched me.
[he moves to leave]
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Wait, I've got to quarantine you.
Commander William T. Riker : If I don't get the command computer back online soon, none of this, whatever this is, will matter. We'll all be dead.
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Doctor Beverly Crusher : [treating Geordi] According to our medical readouts, there's still nothing wrong with him. He looks like he's running a temperature but every instrument we have says he's not.
Capt. Picard : Doctor, every person on that ship over there died. Is there any chance that whatever did it is loose on my ship?
Doctor Beverly Crusher : If you mean a disease, sir, I'd say there's no chance of it. We used full decontamination. We examined every team member very carefully.
Capt. Picard : The entire crew somehow managed to kill themselves, Doctor. If it's not a disease, what else made them do it?
Doctor Beverly Crusher : The obvious alternatives are in the areas of insanity and severe emotional upset. Troi, do you feel anything unusual in the Lieutenant?
Capt. Picard : Security just told me that he was longing for normal sight. That's a sudden yearning for that.
Counselor Deanna Troi : Since his records show no previous mention of that, the fact that it happened now could be important. But all I sense from him is confusion. If I didn't know better, I'd say he was intoxicated.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Our tests would have shown that; also any other signs of drugs, hallucinogens, or any other contaminants.
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Commander William T. Riker : Captain, I believe we have the answer to what happened over there.
Capt. Picard : [looking over Data's shoulder] The Constitution-class Starship Enterprise, Captain James T. Kirk commanding.
Commander William T. Riker : Similar conditions. They were monitoring a planet that was breaking up and not a collapsing star, as in this case. But there were the same huge shifts in gravity.
Capt. Picard : Which somehow resulted in complex strings of water molecules which acquired carbon from the body and acted... acted on the body like alcohol. Data, download this information to Medical immediately.
Lt. Cmdr. Data : Aye, sir. Downloading.
Capt. Picard : Fascinating. The entire crew going out of control.
Commander William T. Riker : Like intoxication, but worse. Judgment almost completely impaired.
Capt. Picard : Until they found this formula, barely in time.
[pressing a console button]
Capt. Picard : Picard to Dr. Crusher. Come in.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : This is Crusher. Go ahead, Captain.
Capt. Picard : You can relax, Doctor. The answer to all of this is feeding into your medical banks right now; including a cure.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Are you certain, Captain?
Capt. Picard : Absolutely.
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Doctor Beverly Crusher : Sickbay to bridge.
Capt. Picard : Picard here. Go ahead, Doctor.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : I'm confining Lt. La Forge to Sickbay until further notice.
Capt. Picard : Do we have a problem, Doctor?
Doctor Beverly Crusher : I don't know yet.
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Doctor Beverly Crusher : I can't find anything unusual in any of the tricorder readings they sent over, Captain.
Capt. Picard : Give me a theory, Doctor. Anything. Madness. Mass hysteria. Delusion?
Counselor Deanna Troi : Any or all, Captain.
Capt. Picard : All right, let's bring the away team back. Set the transporter to maximum decontamination and then full examination and observation when they're here.
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Doctor Beverly Crusher : Normal all across. Except... why are you perspiring, Lieutenant?
Lt. Geordi La Forge : I suppose because *you* have it too hot in here. What else would it be?
Commander William T. Riker : That doesn't sound like you, Geordi.
Lt. Geordi La Forge : Well, maybe it's not. Maybe she threw her voice.
[Crusher and Riker look at each other, concerned]
Lt. Geordi La Forge : Hey, it was a joke.
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Doctor Beverly Crusher : There's something happening on this ship. Just to be safe, I'd like you to stay in our quarters until it's solved.
Wesley Crusher : Sure, Mom, sure. Your wish is my command.
Doctor Beverly Crusher : Now, Wes.
Wesley Crusher : Okay, but you could be stunting my emotional growth. You realize that?
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Doctor Beverly Crusher : Captain, can I see you in your ready room? It's a private matter. No, actually, it's an urgent one!
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Lt. Worf : Do we owe our thanks to Commander Data, sir?
Capt. Picard : [over communicator] Yes, and Wesley may have given us a few seconds too.
Lt. Worf : Did he say Wesley? The boy?
Dr. Crusher : He said... Wesley.