Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV Series)
The Jem'Hadar (1994)
Armin Shimerman: Quark
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Quotes
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Quark : I think I figured out why Humans don't like Ferengi.
Sisko : Not now, Quark.
Quark : The way I see it, Humans used to be a lot like Ferengi: greedy, acquisitive, interested only in profit. We're a constant reminder of a part of your past you'd like to forget.
Sisko : Quark, we don't have time for this.
Quark : You're overlooking something. Humans used to be a lot worse than the Ferengi: slavery, concentration camps, interstellar wars. We have nothing in our past that approaches that kind of barbarism. You see? We're nothing like you... we're better.
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Quark : As a wise man once wrote: "Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever".
[Rule of Acquisition #102]
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Quark : Uh, well, what did he say?
Odo : What did who say?
Quark : Commander Sisko, about my idea?
Odo : You mean, using the monitors throughout the station to sell merchandise?
Quark : Stop torturing me, Odo, tell me what he said.
Odo : Guess.
Quark : He said yes!
Odo : Guess again.
Quark : It would triple my profits. How can he refuse?
Odo : Maybe it's because he doesn't like you.
Quark : Don't be ridiculous. Major Kira's the one who doesn't like me; Sisko...
Odo : ...doesn't like you either.
Quark : What'd I ever do to him?
Odo : Oh, I could think of one or two things.
Quark : Oh, one or two things, that's nothing. So do you think there's any way I can, uh, change his mind?
Odo : Ha!
[and leaves]
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Quark : [screams] I'm on fire!
[screams more]
Quark : I'm on fire!
Sisko : Quark!
[puts out fire]
Sisko : Are you alright?
Quark : No, I am not alright! My ears itch, my nose is running, I'm eating foreign bugs, now look at me! One minute, I'm trying to pick out a couple of bugs out of that jumbo-whatsit-pot, then the next thing I know... woosh!
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Quark : This has not been a good day.
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Quark : [to Sisko; complaining about the nature] It isn't so much of the *humidity*... and the *insects*, and the *stench* of these flowers.
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Quark : [During dinner, Sisko is offering Quark more food. Quark refuses by uses his spoon to hold Sisko's label back; trying poorly to conceal his disgust] I still say there's some dirt in the sauce... and these bugs...
[sticks his finger in the food and holds it up]
Quark : Look at this! They get into everything... it's disgusting!
Sisko : I though Ferengis liked eating bugs.
Quark : Only *certain* bugs. Ferengi Bugs!
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Quark : [screaming angrily at Sisko after getting his sleeve caught on fire] No, I am NOT alright! My ears itch, my nose is running, I am eating foreign bugs! Now... Look at me!
[points at his burned sleeve of his loudly colored shirt]
Quark : One minute I am trying to pick a couple of bugs out of that jumba-whats-it pot, then next thing I know... *WHOOSH!*
Sisko : Quark, calm down. Look, do us all a favor. Sit down and try to stay out of trouble.
Quark : [irately] *What did I do?*
Nog : [an embarrassed Nog hisses at Quark and runs off in shame into the shrubbery]