Stagecoach West (TV Series)

Three Wise Men (1960)

Wayne Rogers: Luke Perry

Quotes 

• Davey Kane : Hey, Luke!

  [Luke is pouring drinks for Zeke and himself] 

  Luke Perry : When are you going to learn not to bother people when they're busy.

  [toasting Zeke] 

  Luke Perry : God rest ye merry gentlemen.

  Zeke Bonner : Likewise.

• Webb Crawford : Well, one thing you can say, Mr. Kane - your turkey didn't go to waste.

  Simon Kane : Well, it sure went someplace.

  Susan Crawford : I just can't tell you how grateful we are.

  Luke Perry : Well, ma'am, we're the ones who oughta be grateful to you. You see, if Simon had brought home that bird, I was the one who was due to cook it and I guarantee you it wouldn't have tasted like this.

  Davey Kane : I guarantee it wouldn't have, either.

  Simon Kane : Davey, on this night we refrain from criticizing our fellow man.

  Davey Kane : Oh, you've eaten as much of Luke's cooking as I have.

  Simon Kane : That's why I'm not saying anything.

• [pointing a shotgun at the three bounty hunters] 

  Luke Perry : Just a while ago, I heard a boy say you were the three wise men. If you're really wise, you'll turn around and allow Simon relieve you of those sidearms. This blunderbuss I'm holdin' isn't exactly loaded with rock salt.

• Simon Kane : It took you long enough getting here.

  Luke Perry : I was tryin' to make up my mind whether I should get here at all. You mind letting me have one of those?

  [Luke reaches for one of the guns Simon is holding] 

  Simon Kane : What's wrong with the one you've got?

  Luke Perry : Well, you see, that Mr. Crawford was a real thorough man. He pulled the loads from this and hid all the shells. I wasn't kiddin' when I said this thing wasn't loaded with rock salt. It's not loaded with anything.