South Park (TV Series)
The Death Camp of Tolerance (2002)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Gerald Broflovski, Hall of Discrimination Crowd, Mexican Janitor, The Toad King, The Catatafish, Camp Guard #1, Audience Member #3, Audience Member #4
Quotes
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Tolerance Camp Leader : [to Kyle] You, what are you making in your macaroni picture?
Kyle Broflovski : Uh, a bear?
Tolerance Camp Leader : Ein bear? Ein bear has nothing to do with tolerance! You will make what we tell you!
[rips up Kyle's macaroni picture and gives him a new piece of paper]
Tolerance Camp Leader : Start over! Faster! FASTER!
[the leader cocks a gun and points it at Kyle's head]
Tolerance Camp Leader : Faster...
[Kyle hurries up]
Tolerance Camp Leader : Are you done? What have you made?
Kyle Broflovski : [talking fast] It's a picture of all races and all creeds holding hands in happiness!
Tolerance Camp Leader : There! That wasn't so bad, was it? DO IT AGAIN!
[Kyle does another one]
Tolerance Camp Leader : Faster! Faster...
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Mr. Garrison : It's been brought to my attention that fourth graders might be too old for Mr. Hat.
Kyle : Two year olds are too old for Mr. Hat.
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Museum Tour Guide : You other boys have probably called this young man names like "tubby", or "lard butt", or "fat tits".
Kyle Broflovski : Fat tits, that's a good one.
Stan Marsh : Yeah, I'll have to remember that.