South Park (TV Series)

Helen Keller! The Musical (2000)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Butters, Farmer, Gerald Broflovski, Slaughterhouse Worker, Jimbo Kern

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Quotes 

• Timmy : [pointing out turkey]  TIMMY!

  Farmer : Oh... that one's a little messed up.

  Kyle : Timmy, if we go back with that turkey, the other guys will kick our asses.

  Farmer : Well, I was just gonna take it out in the back yard and put a bullet in its head...

  Timmy : TIMMY!

  Kyle : No, dude, don't say that!

  Timmy : TIMMY!

  Kyle : Fine, how much?

  Farmer : Fifty bucks.

  Kyle : What? But you were gonna take it in the back yard and put a bullet in its head!

  Farmer : Well, now I have to find something else to shoot.

  Kyle : Goddamn it, here!

  [pays] 

  Farmer : You know, I have a one-legged pig...

  Kyle : Aw, blow it out your ass!