- Cartman: Oh and look what Kyle's got me, it's a red Megam... Ants in the Pants, Ants in the Pa... Ants in the Pants!
- Kyle: It's a game dude, it's really fun.
- Cartman: You son of a bitch. You were supposed to get me the red Megaman. Now I can't make Ultra Mega Megaman, you dirty cheap ass piece of crap.
- Kyle: They were all out of them, dude.
- Cartman: I hate you. I want you to die.
- Pip: Oh Eric, I didn't get an invitation.
- Eric Cartman: Hmm, what could I have done with Pip's invitation? Pip's invitation... Pip's invitation... Oh, I remember. I shoved it up my ass. That's right. I wrote it up, put in an envelope, sealed it, and
- [bloop]
- Eric Cartman: shoved it right up my ass, forever ruining any chance of you coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Pip ol' chap.
- Cartman: Wendy, you are to get me the Yellow Mega Man. Which was supposed to be a gift given by Kenny, but Kenny has been turned into a duckbill platypus.
- Mr. Garrison: We're gonna finish our lesson on great singers of the Baroque era. Now children, Nancy Sinatra was quite a choice piece of ass.
- Kyle: Hey Jesus, if you win the fight, can you turn Kenny back to normal?
- Jesus: What the hell do you mean *If* I win the fight?
- Eric Cartman: Don't mind him, Jesus. He's Jewish.
- Jesus: Oh.
- Stan Marsh: If my mom could cook like Cartman's mom. I'd be a big fat-ass too.
- Eric Cartman: That's ri - Hey!