"South Park" Damien (TV Episode 1998) - Trey Parker as Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Mr. Garrison, Lunchlady, Satan, Weigh-In Announcer, Ned Gerblansky, Mr. Mackey, Clyde, Bill's Dad, Satan's Fight Manager

Cartman : Oh and look what Kyle's got me, it's a red Megam... Ants in the Pants, Ants in the Pa... Ants in the Pants!

Kyle : It's a game dude, it's really fun.

Cartman : You son of a bitch. You were supposed to get me the red Megaman. Now I can't make Ultra Mega Megaman, you dirty cheap ass piece of crap.

Kyle : They were all out of them, dude.

Cartman : I hate you. I want you to die.
Pip : Oh Eric, I didn't get an invitation.

Eric Cartman : Hmm, what could I have done with Pip's invitation? Pip's invitation... Pip's invitation... Oh, I remember. I shoved it up my ass. That's right. I wrote it up, put in an envelope, sealed it, and

[bloop]

Eric Cartman : shoved it right up my ass, forever ruining any chance of you coming to my birthday party. Sorry, Pip ol' chap.
Cartman : Wendy, you are to get me the Yellow Mega Man. Which was supposed to be a gift given by Kenny, but Kenny has been turned into a duckbill platypus.
Kyle : Hey Jesus, if you win the fight, can you turn Kenny back to normal?

Jesus : What the hell do you mean *If* I win the fight?

Eric Cartman : Don't mind him, Jesus. He's Jewish.

Jesus : Oh.
Stan Marsh : If my mom could cook like Cartman's mom. I'd be a big fat-ass too.

Eric Cartman : That's ri - Hey!

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Mr. Garrison, Lunchlady, Satan, Weigh-In Announcer, Ned Gerblansky, Mr. Mackey, Clyde, Bill's Dad, Satan's Fight Manager