South Park (TV Series)
Cow Days (1998)
Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Tom, Jimbo Kern, Chamber of Farts Ticket Salesman, Farmer, Soldier, Mitchell, F.B.I. Agent #2, Priest Maxi, Leonardo DiCaprio
Quotes
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Stan Marsh : Dude, that bull's gonna kill him.
Kyle Broflovski : Go help him, Kenny
Kenny McCormick : [Muffles angrily, gets impaled by a bull's horn]
Stan Marsh : Oh my god, they killed Kenny!
Kyle Broflovski : You bastard!
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Kyle Broflovski : I've got it! The bull riding contest. Cartman could ride a bull and try to win $5000. Think about it, dude. $5000, that's one thousand set of balls, that's three thousand balls. We'd have to win enough to get the dolls.
Eric Cartman : What the hell makes you think Cartman rides a bull?
Kyle Broflovski : Because you spent all of our money on those stupid rides, fat-ass! Now, either you're getting on a bull or I'm gonna break your f***ing head open!
Eric Cartman : [nervously says] Okay I'll get on the bull.
Kyle Broflovski : All right. Let's go, we have to practice!
Stan Marsh : He really wants those dolls.
Eric Cartman : God-damn.
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Eric Cartman : Mother!
[falls off the bull and lands flat on his face]
Kyle Broflovski : Get up, Cartman, you're still not staying on long enough!
Stan Marsh : Come on, Cartman!
Kenny McCormick : [Muffles] oh my god, they killed Cartman!
Kyle Broflovski : No he didn't kill him, he's still breathing.
[starts kicking Cartman]
Kyle Broflovski : Get up. Get up
[Cartman stands up in a trance]
Stan Marsh : You okay dude?
Kyle Broflovski : [In a distorted voice] Cartman, hello, hello.
Kyle Broflovski : Dude I think we broke him.
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Kyle Broflovski : Give me some money, Cartman.
Eric Cartman : [Starts laughing]
Kyle Broflovski : Lend me money, fat-boy!
Eric Cartman : I only have three dollars left, asshole!