Son of the Beach (TV Series)

It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World (2001)

Michelle Ruben: Naked Weightlifter Woman

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Quotes 

• Naked Weightlifter Woman : Help me! I just had a really close shave.

  B.J. Cummings : I can see that.

• Naked Weightlifter Woman : This guy tried to kill me. I never saw his face. All I saw was his, um, member.

  Kimberlee Clark : You mean his penis?

  Notch Johnson : [everybody gasps]  Kimberlee, you said a dirty word.

  B.J. Cummings : [Kimberlee rolls her eyes]  If "penis" came out of my lips, I'd get my mouth washed out.

  Naked Weightlifter Woman : Please, help me!

  Notch Johnson : Ma'am, we are gonna get our hands on this member, no matter how hard it is. And when we do, the penalty will be stiff.

  Kimberlee Clark : Uh, Notch...

  Notch Johnson : Oh, you're right, Kimberlee. I'm getting cocky. Now let's go catch a murderer.