Son of the Beach (TV Series)
It's a Nude, Nude, Nude, Nude World (2001)
Jaime Bergman: B.J. Cummings
Quotes
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Mayor Anita Massengil : What the Sam Hill is going on here?
Kimberlee Clark : Mayor, there's been a murder.
B.J. Cummings : And we think somebody's been killed.
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Naked Weightlifter Woman : Help me! I just had a really close shave.
B.J. Cummings : I can see that.
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Naked Weightlifter Woman : This guy tried to kill me. I never saw his face. All I saw was his, um, member.
Kimberlee Clark : You mean his penis?
Notch Johnson : [everybody gasps] Kimberlee, you said a dirty word.
B.J. Cummings : [Kimberlee rolls her eyes] If "penis" came out of my lips, I'd get my mouth washed out.
Naked Weightlifter Woman : Please, help me!
Notch Johnson : Ma'am, we are gonna get our hands on this member, no matter how hard it is. And when we do, the penalty will be stiff.
Kimberlee Clark : Uh, Notch...
Notch Johnson : Oh, you're right, Kimberlee. I'm getting cocky. Now let's go catch a murderer.
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B.J. Cummings : Why would your son kill those dead girls?
Digger's Mother : He's angry at me. See, I used to be a stripper.
Notch Johnson : Well, that's a dirty racket. What do you do now?
Digger's Mother : I'm a crack whore.
Notch Johnson : Well, good for you. You gave up stripping.
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B.J. Cummings : Didn't somebody just say that Kimberlee's on a date with Digger?
Chip Rommel : Yeah, B.J. You did.
B.J. Cummings : That's right! I knew I heard it somewhere.