The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass (2005)

Hank Azaria: Comic Book Guy, Mario

Quotes 

• Comic Book Guy : [watching Homer do a victory dance]  He makes me look cool. And cool I am not. May I upload your footage onto my website?

  Ned Flanders : Well, sir, I don't think we've ever met.

  Comic Book Guy : My name is Jeff Albertson, but everyone calls me Comic Book Guy.

  Ned Flanders : Well, I'll just call you friend.

  [giving him the tape] 

  Ned Flanders : Here's your tape... friend.

• Marge Simpson : Ned, there's more to the Bible than blood and gore.

  Ned Flanders : Oh, I-I guess you'd rather see a film about a liberal European wizard school, or-or the latest sexcapade of Ms. Ashley Judd.

  Marge Simpson : Well, I don't like *this* movie, and I'm going to boycott your financier, Mr. Burns.

  Mr. Burns : Oh, really? And what will you use instead of nuclear power?

  Marge Simpson : Solar.

  Lenny : Hydroelectric.

  Moe Szyslak : A mix of conservation and wind.

  Mr. Burns : Who told you about those?

  Carl Carlson : A talking tree in a commercial.

• Carl Carlson : Hey, Lovejoy, you could take a lesson from Flanders; you know, inject your services with a little razzle-dazzle.

  Rev. Lovejoy : Oh, I already do, if by "razzle" you mean "piety" and by "dazzle" you mean "Scriptural accuracy."

  Carl Carlson : [to his friend Lenny]  What a tool.