Samantha : I masturbated to my priest... Friar Fuck!
Carrie : Okay, I think we're going to have to get Charlotte a crash helmet.
Charlotte : You have a priest?
Carrie : [Carrie just turned 35] I'm thirty-five.
Samantha : Oh, shut the fuck up, I'm a hundred and forty.
Samantha : Do you ever think about me?
Friar : I believe that God made the body and it's perfect in its splendor. But I'm not of my body. My life is about other joys.
Samantha : [referring to a "hot priest"] Look at his robe. So "Robin and his Merry Men."
Samantha : Well, I remember when Danny had more than one thought, and they all involved going up my ass.
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