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Cosmo Kramer : I'm afraid we have a bit of a problem. Well, the point is, doctor, I'm very much in love with Elaine and she's very much in love with me and, well, we would appreciate it if you would cease and desist and allow us to persue our courtship unfettered. If not, I can assure you, doctor, that I can make things very unpleasant for you and your staff - if you have one.
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Elaine Benes : Okay, so he just wants to talk to you. I couldn't talk him out of it. So you just tell him that you're my boyfriend and that we're in love, okay. Can you do that?
Cosmo Kramer : Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm your boyfriend.
Elaine Benes : Okay.
Cosmo Kramer : Have we been intimate?
Elaine Benes : Yeah. Yeah, we've been intimate.
Cosmo Kramer : Alright, how often do we do it?
Elaine Benes : Kramer, how is that important? Honestly, do you really think he's gonna ask you that?
Cosmo Kramer : Elaine, he's a psychiatrist. They're interested in stuff like that.
Elaine Benes : Alright, alright. We do it, uh... five times a week, okay?
Cosmo Kramer : Oooh, baby.
