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Quotes
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George Costanza : I've driven women to lesbianism before but never to a mental institution.
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George Costanza : The truth? You want the truth? It *is* your earrings! It *is* the chopsticks! But it's so much more! You're pretentious! You call everyone by their full name. You called my doorman Sammy, "Samuel". But you didn't even say "Samuel"! You went "Sam - U - EL" Papie-ay Mach-ay! What is Papie-ay Mach-ay?
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George Costanza : [In a depression clinic] I should be in a place like this. I envy this woman. You get to wear slippers all day. Friends visit. They pity you. Pity is very underrated.
