Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Shower Head (1996)

Len Lesser: Uncle Leo

Quotes 

• Jerry Seinfeld : C'mon, you're lucky to have anybody.

  Uncle Leo : Last week you told me I was in my prime, I should be swinging.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Swinging? What are you, out of your mind? Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way.

  Uncle Leo : But she's an anti-Semite.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Can you blame her?