- Jerry's parents believe he is financially unstable. Kramer has trouble sleeping with his girlfriend. Elaine enjoys her position as President of the J. Peterman catalog. George hopes to get his parents' money when they die.
- Jerry buys his parents a Cadillac. His parents sell it to Jack Clompus for 6000 dollars and try and give the money to Jerry. Elaine has stock options at Peterman's and buys George coffee. George feels that she is "sticking" it to him. George tries to convince his parents to stay in Queens because he wants their money. They then decide to buy expensive things and move to Florida. Kramer's girlfriend has the "jimmy legs" and they sleep in the Costanza's apartment when they go to Florida. Jerry buys back the Cadillac from Clompus for 14000 dollars. Clompus crashes it along Alligator Alley. Jerry has to sleep in the Cadillac because he has no money. Elaine hires Morty Seinfeld because he thinks he needs to support Jerry. Peterman returns and dismisses Elaine from her position with no stock options. The Seinfelds sell their condo and attach a camper to their Cadillac.—Jim
- Jerry is upset when he learns that his parents have sold their Cadillac - which Jerry bought for them - to their Florida neighbor Jack Clompus. Jerry flies down to buy it back from him and Jack is more than happy to provide the pen to sign the rather large check Jerry will have to give him to get the car back. George meanwhile is amazed to hear about the money he might inherit from his parents but his probing of their age and health leads them to start spending. Elaine's attempt to help out by hiring Jerry's father turns to into a financial mess for her.—garykmcd
- Jerry's parents sell the Cadillac to Jack Klompus (Sandy Baron) for $6,000 in order to give Jerry some money to help him out (since he bounced a check in "The Little Jerry"), which disappoints Jerry. They, along with Kramer, suggest that Jerry might try a career move. Elaine talks about her J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) stock options and buys George coffee; this makes George think she is "sticking it" to him that she makes more money than he does.
Jerry and George talk about the money their parents might have, which piques George's interest since he has never witnessed his parents' spending money. Kramer seeks advice from Elaine about his girlfriend Emily's (Sarah Silverman) post-sex bed habits: she's got "the Jimmy legs". Legs that move around so much during sleep that it doesn't allow the other person to get a wink. Jerry flies to Florida to buy the Cadillac back from Klompus (without telling his parents who are still in NYC), who agrees to sell it for $14,000 instead of his original asking price of $22,000 (the Kelley Blue Book value). Jerry gives him the check, but Klompus wants to keep the car for one more day. George seeks information on his family's health history, indicating that they had "internal problems" as stated by Frank (Jerry Stiller). Kramer tries to work out a deal with his girlfriend. George, anticipating a big inheritance, begins to spend money. Unfortunately for him, so do his parents since they feel that they do not have enough time left alive after their talk with George.
Klompus drives the car into a swamp and Jerry returns to Florida; once he arrives, he himself has to pay for the car's damages while Klompus refuses to aid him in part for almost dying and losing his astronaut pen (see "The Pen"), much to Jerry's amusement. Jerry's parents are still worried about him and wonder if they would have to support Jerry financially. Morty (Barney Martin) _decides to see Elaine about a job; she reluctantly agrees to give him a job, just as Peterman returns. Morty starts to drive Elaine crazy, and George suggests that she keeps evening meetings with Morty "As old people, they get up really early, and are done by 2 pm". This works and Morty is fired by Peterman.
Meanwhile, Kramer fears a prowler is in the neighborhood (actually Morty Seinfeld using his exercise equipment on Kramer's doorknob) and decides he can no longer sleep alone; unfortunately, his girlfriend has decided she can. So, he moves in with the Costanzas, who tell George that they are moving to Florida; this upsets George since he figured he could be rich if his parents stay (aside from being poor if they moved away).
Elaine returns to her regular position at Peterman, with no options. George and Elaine try to discuss their respective problems. Still in Florida, strapped for cash and credit, Jerry sleeps in the Cadillac after Klompus refused to let him stay over. Kramer and Emily spend the night as an old married couple in the Costanzas' house since both Frank and Estelle have separate beds due to Estelle's (Estelle Harris) "Jimmy arms". Elaine is disappointed that she is back at her old working position whereas George begins to "stick it" to her. He is satisfied that his parents are in Florida and that he's "basking in the buffer zone."
The Seinfelds make a change in their housing - they have moved into a trailer (selling their condo) with the Cadillac returned to them - whereas the Costanzas decide to head back to New York after Frank earlier saw a bum (actually Jerry) sleeping in a car.
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