Scrubs (TV Series)
My Lucky Charm (2005)
Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan
Quotes
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Dr. Perry Cox : What... what did you do around the apartment while I was gone?
Jordan Sullivan : Oh! I turned your little office into my pajama closet, I threw out everything in the refrigerator that had the word "jerky" or "whiz" on it, I got rid of all your clothes that make you look like you're 20 years old. Don't worry, I saved your hockey jerseys, although I did move them into my new pajama closet. And for some reason none of the remotes work anymore. And why are you limping?
Dr. Perry Cox : Fishing. I'm limping from fishing.
Dr. Bob Kelso : I know that limp!
Dr. Perry Cox : No, Bob... Bob, no...
Dr. Bob Kelso : You just got a vasectomy! I had mine done back in '68; ironically that was the same year that Enid discovered pasta and I discovered I'm not attracted to enormous women.
Dr. Perry Cox : I didn't just get a vasectomy...
Dr. Bob Kelso : Come on, soldier... if I have to force you to drop your pants, I will.
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Dr. Perry Cox : Jordan, let me talk for a second. I've been trained for many years to take any emotion I feel, push it down, and then let it out by drinking way too much and by yelling at the football players on my TV screen. And I... I really thought I hit the jackpot when I finally met a woman who was as disturbed and closed-off as I am.
Jordan Sullivan : [Touched] Thank you.
Dr. Perry Cox : You're welcome. Still, now I want more. I--I really do. I want to talk about things. Not--not everything. Not everything. I definitely, definitely don't want to talk about everything. For instance I don't need to know when you beat up a woman in the park because her purse is the same color as yours; but things that matter, things that are important to us as a--as a family. And I know... I know that there are guys who bring flowers and that there are guys who write love songs. But, Jordan, I'm a guy sitting in front of you here with a twice operated-on penis that says "I want to be a couple that communicates more openly."
