Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

George Kennedy/Miles Davis (1981)

Robin Duke: Various

Quotes 

• Ms. Luke : [curious about the big ugly scar on Jake's face]  Jake, how did it happen?

  Jake the Hired Hand : Well, a long story, Ms. Luke. Started when my momma got scalped by the Chipamunk Injuns. See, the captured me and they raised me as a Chipamunk. Well, I'll tell ya, we were out one day, we got bushwacked by a bunch of wild Mexicans! Huh, yeah... they raised me as a Mexican. Well, I was gettin' on to be about 35 by then, so I thought I'd make out my own road. I didn't get more than 5 yards when I got captured by a pack of wild wolves, who insisted on raising me. Huh! Well, they passed me on to a group of coyotes, and then they raised me.

  Ms. Luke : All right, Jake, but how did you get the scar?

  Jake the Hired Hand : Ah, I cut myself shavin'.

• Jake the Hired Hand : You talkin' to me, Ms. Luke?

  Ms. Luke : Well I, do recall my lips movin'.