- Raheem Abdul Muhammed: Hold it a moment. This ain't no real moustache, man.
- [tears the moustache off of Robert Urich's face, then tugs on his hair]
- Raheem Abdul Muhammed: Hey! You ain't even baldheaded, you ain't Burt Reynolds!
- Dr. Jack Badofsky: Now claustrophobia as you know, is the fear of being confined. But did you know that 'Klaustrophobia' is the fear of Germans?
- Bob Wilson: [on phone] Dr. Trousend, what's wrong?... What?... What do you mean the wrong embryo?... Well, what have we got, a, a, a girl?... A koala bear?