- Weekend Update Anchor: Actually, the President had a bad cold, and while sympathetic, congress did remind him that in his first week, Bush had already used up four of his five sick days.
- Mr. President: Yeah, so what is dis I hear about Martians?
- Da Brewmeister: Well, dey have landed, Mr. President, we've seen dem.
- Rudy: Yeah, they had saucers and ray guns and stuff like dat. I think they mean to take over da woild!
- Mr. President: Perfessor, we got martians!
- Einstein: Martians? You mean, like extra-tyrannicals?
- Rudy: Yeah! We got dem comin' out da ol' ying-yang!
- Da Brewmeister: And we need some sort of weapon to blow da funkin' saucers out of da funkin' sky!