Samurai Jack (TV Series)

Episode XVII - Jack and the Scotsman II (2002)

Phil LaMarr: Samurai Jack, Celtic Demon

Quotes 

• Celtic Demon : The moon is full. Destroy the men and throw the fat female in the pot.

  Scotsman's Wife : Fat? Fat? I'M NOT FAT; I'M STOUT!

  Celtic Demon : Silence!

  [the Scotsman's wife punches him in the stomach then tosses him] 

• Samurai Jack : [reaches to a small doorway]  Seems we must find an alternate way out.

  The Scotsman : Why?

  Samurai Jack : This doorway is so very small and your wife is so very...

  Scotsman's Wife : [offesnively]  WHAT?

  Samurai Jack : Oop!

  The Scotsman : [in terror]  RUN!

• The Scotsman : [having been crying on Jack's shoulder]  I'm just overcome thinking 'bout her. How can I live without my bonnie wife?

  Samurai Jack : I suggest we waste no time crying then.

  The Scotsman : Aye.