Roseanne (TV Series)

Halloween IV (1992)

Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne : [to the ghost of Halloween past]  There's some other stuff from my past I want to see again. Like this one time I wrapped a coon skin cap on my skateboard and pushed it out into traffic yelling 'look out for my dog!'

  [the ghost laughs] 

  Roseanne : That, I wouldn't mind seeing twice.

• Jackie Harris : Did you see the Great Pumpkin last night?

  Roseanne : No, Dan wore pajamas.

• Jackie Harris : Hey, Happy Halloween! Did you see the great pumpkin last night?

  Roseanne : No, Dan wore pajamas...

• Ghost of Hallowe'en Present : I am the Ghost of Halloween Present.

  Roseanne : No you're not, you're some big piece of candy corn!

• Roseanne : [to the candy corn shaped ghost of Halloween present]  I hope nobody sees me with you, I'm supposed to be on Slim Fast.

• Darlene Conner : [entering the living room dressed as a crow pecked Tippi Hedren]  Well, what do you think?

  Roseanne : Well it's nice to see you in a skirt again.

• Roseanne : [everybody at the lodge party is talking bad about Roseanne]  Defend me, Dan!

  Dan Conner : [to the lodge members]  Hey! Try living with the woman!