The Partridge Family (TV Series)
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her a Punch (1972)
Shirley Jones: Shirley Partridge
Quotes
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Keith : Hi. Why does everybody look so glum?
Shirley Renfrew Partridge : Keith. I'm afraid you have a big problem.
Keith : Oh, I do?
Shirley Renfrew Partridge : Mm hmm. Little Gloria Hickey's in love with you.
Keith : Is this a put-on?
Laurie Partridge : Oh, afraid not, brother.
Laurie Partridge : She's gonna ask you to the sixth grade dance.
Keith : Poor Danny, does he know?
Shirley Renfrew Partridge : No, and I don't want him to know. It would break his heart.
Keith : What am I gonna do, I...
Danny : Laurie, Mom, Mr. Kincaid. To Keith: HOME WRECKER!
[He kicks him in the shin and runs]
Keith : Ow! I think he knows!