The Partridge Family (TV Series)

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her a Punch (1972)

Susan Dey: Laurie Partridge

Quotes 

• Keith : Hi. Why does everybody look so glum?

  Shirley Renfrew Partridge : Keith. I'm afraid you have a big problem.

  Keith : Oh, I do?

  Shirley Renfrew Partridge : Mm hmm. Little Gloria Hickey's in love with you.

  Keith : Is this a put-on?

  Laurie Partridge : Oh, afraid not, brother.

  Laurie Partridge : She's gonna ask you to the sixth grade dance.

  Keith : Poor Danny, does he know?

  Shirley Renfrew Partridge : No, and I don't want him to know. It would break his heart.

  Keith : What am I gonna do, I...

  Danny : Laurie, Mom, Mr. Kincaid. To Keith: HOME WRECKER!

  [He kicks him in the shin and runs] 

  Keith : Ow! I think he knows!