- Rodney Trotter: Del, we'll probably have some problems getting these back to our depot.
- Mickey Pearce: Yeah, we came down on the Green Line, you see.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Oh, well, in that case your best bet's to hire an open-backed truck, ain't it?
- Rodney Trotter: Oh, yeah. Yeah. But we were wondering whether you could take a few in the back of the van.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: The back of *my* van? You must be joking. I've only just cleared them out of the back of my van!
- Rodney Trotter: You mean you were selling them in the first place?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Yeah! That is the load of rubbish that Alfie Flowers sold me. Normally I'd never have bought it, but he caught me when I was a bit non compos-mentis down the 1-11 Club. I never thought I'd get shot of them, but you know me, Rodders. He who dares, wins! I actually made a tidy little profit on it and all.
- Rodney Trotter: So what are we supposed to do with them?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Well, why don't you do what I did? Find yourselves a couple of right little plonkers with cash on the hip!
- Grandad: [Rodney says he and Mickey Pearce are starting small in the self-catering trade] What you got, Rodney? A Wendy House?
- Grandad: Well you've got to give them the benefit of the doubt Del-Boy.
- Rodney Trotter: Yes. Thank you Grandad. At least somebody understands.
- Grandad: I mean they are difficult to spot, what with their size 18 boots and their pointed heads.
- Rodney Trotter: Why don't you shut your mouth you sarky old goat.
- Rodney Trotter: For the past 2 weeks or so, I've been taking stock on my life. Who I am? What I am? And where I'm going?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: And that's taken you a fortnight? I could've answered all them questions for you. Could've answered them all during the commercial break.
- Rodney Trotter: Will you shut up for one minute. I am 24 years old. I have two GCE's, 13 years of schooling and 3 terms at an adult education centre behind me right? And with all that, what have I become? I'm a lookout.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: No Rodney you're wrong, you're not just a lookout. YOU'RE A BAD LOOKOUT!
- Rodney Trotter: Alright. Alright so I'm not very good at it. Perhaps that's cause my heart's not really in it.
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: I'm not asking you to put your heart into it, just your eyes'll do.