Only Fools and Horses (TV Series)

Healthy Competition (1983)

Lennard Pearce: Grandad

Quotes 

• Grandad : [Rodney wants to buy a house]  What you got, Rodney? A Wendy House?

• Grandad : [Rodney says he and Mickey Pearce are starting small in the self-catering trade]  What you got, Rodney? A Wendy House?

• Grandad : Well you've got to give them the benefit of the doubt Del-Boy.

  Rodney Trotter : Yes. Thank you Grandad. At least somebody understands.

  Grandad : I mean they are difficult to spot, what with their size 18 boots and their pointed heads.

  Rodney Trotter : Why don't you shut your mouth you sarky old goat.