- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Yeah, blimey what a turn up, eh? He thought he was gonna pull a Swede and she's got lumbered with a cabbage!
- Anna: Does anyone speak English?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: English! You saucy mare, course we speak English, we invented the lingo didn't we?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Boycie did a little bit of a stretch when he was younger you know.
- Rodney Trotter: Oh yeah! What for?
- Boycie: Perjury, embezzlement, conspiring to pervert the course of justice, the fraudulent conversion of travellers cheques and attempting to bribe the Mayor of Lambeth! See, it's any little thing with these adoption people!
- Marlene: Leave it out Boycie, with your record I'm surprised we're allowed to keep a dog!
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Au contraire Rodney, au contraire! Because as soon as old Boycie weighs in with the poppy I'm going straight down the bureau de change and I'm gonna get a few hundred translated for her! So that means that Anna is gonna go straight back to the Fatherland with 300 drachma in her bin!
- Marlene: The baby's alright, isn't he, Del?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Yes yes, Marlene, for the umpteenth time, you're going to have a beautiful bouncing baby.
- Marlene: What's it weigh?
- Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter: Dunno. He hasn't stopped bouncing yet
- [laughs]
- Boycie: [referring to the revelation that Anna's baby is a girl, not a boy] It's amazing, innit? Everything you buy off him got's something missing.