Only Fools and Horses (TV Series)

From Prussia with Love (1986)

John Challis: Boycie

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Quotes 

• Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Boycie did a little bit of a stretch when he was younger you know.

  Rodney Trotter : Oh yeah! What for?

  Boycie : Perjury, embezzlement, conspiring to pervert the course of justice, the fraudulent conversion of travellers cheques and attempting to bribe the Mayor of Lambeth! See, it's any little thing with these adoption people!

  Marlene : Leave it out Boycie, with your record I'm surprised we're allowed to keep a dog!

• Boycie : [referring to the revelation that Anna's baby is a girl, not a boy]  It's amazing, innit? Everything you buy off him got's something missing.

• Marlene : [about the baby's father being from West Indies]  Well, it don't bother me, Boycie.

  Boycie : Leave off, Marlene. The baby's brown!

  Marlene : So is Duke

  [their dog] 

  Boycie : But I ain't claiming to be Duke's father!

  Uncle Albert Trotter : There is a likeness though.

  Boycie : [to Albert]  SHUT IT!