Only Fools and Horses (TV Series)

A Slow Bus to Chingford (1981)

Lennard Pearce: Grandad

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• Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : "The truth is only relative to what you can earn from a lie". Einstein.

  Grandad : I'll tell you one truth you wont earn a brass farthing out of - no-one is gonna turn up!

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : They will turn up! They'e got to! This time next year we'll be millionaires.

  Grandad : You said that this time last year.

• Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : We clearly stated on our leaflets that 9 o'clock was departure time. Here we are, 11.30; no sign of them.

  Grandad : I've told you before. No one will turn up.

  Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Yes they will! As soon as the word spreads about a bit, they'll be here in droves. No, the only thing that worries me is; is a 59 seater bus gonna be big enough? Perhaps we should have had two, maybe three?

  Grandad : A tandem would be too big.