Re Maurice's fancy ham, "That Black Forest of his? Over here, Ed. Give me a hunk." North American hog processors make a product they call black forest ham which is really just a regular factory ham with extra brown coloring. Real Schwarzwald Schinken is an air cured, slow and long smoked ham closer to prosciutto than to anything else. As with prosciutto and jamon iberico , black forest ham is sliced very thin and eaten in small quantities. Eating "a hunk" is the act of a culinary philistine.
Ed's movie reference: The Color of Money (1986), The Shining (1980)