NewsRadio (TV Series)

Sinking Ship (1998)

Stephen Root: Jimmy James

Quotes 

• Jimmy James : Fellas, I think, uh - despite what Joe says - the ship is sinking.

  Dave : Yes - that's what I've been saying all along. What finally brought you around?

  Jimmy James : Well, I think it's when Joe drowned.

• Joe Garrelli : The hull alone is held together by over 200 miles of duct tape.

  Jimmy James : I thought we were goin' with steel for the hull?

  Joe Garrelli : No - steel's not waterproof.

• Jimmy James : I'm supposed to be havin' coffee with that Molly Brown chick from upstairs.

  Dave : Any progress there, sir?

  Jimmy James : Second base. But, uh, I hear she's involved in the suffrage movement, and I'm thinkin', uh, maybe she's a little hot to trot.