Quotes
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Judge : Is this your counsul?
Joe Garrelli : Yes, your honor. The Master Builder waits at the pyramids.
Judge : I beg your pardon?
Joe Garrelli : I bet you do.
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Joe Garrelli : Mr. Lindsey, is this your skull?
George Lindsey : [Inspects skull carefully] No.
Joe Garrelli : No further questions, Your Honor.
Judge : Mr. Lindsey, you are dismissed.
George Lindsey : That's it?
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Judge : Mr. James, all you have proven to this court is that you have a box full of junk. Never since The People vs. Junkyard Jones has a box of junk been so thoroughly documented. If I were this young man, I'd countersue you for defamation of character, and generally wasting everyone's time. What do you have to say in your defense?
[Joe whispers in Mr. James's ear]
Jimmy James : Tubal Cain.
Judge : The court rules in favor of Mr. James and sentences the defendant to a month in a juvenile ward for psychiatric evaluation. Case dismissed.
