- Jimmy: [Jimmy breaks up Lisa kissing Dave who is dressed like a women at a Halloweenparty] Whoa, whoa, whoa - what is this? The Ellen DeGeneres Show?
- Bill McNeal: Well, maybe you didn't hear... I'm terminal. I'm gonna die and that's that.
- Dave: No, I didn't hear, What's wrong?
- Bill McNeal: Well, I only have... 36 years to live. The psychic said I'm gonna die one week after my 82nd birthday.
- Dave: Oh well, If there's anything I can do to make your remaining 36 years more comfortable.
- Matthew Brock: Last year I won the best costume contest, came in third place.
- Dave: What did you go as?
- Matthew Brock: Motorcycle enthusiast.
- Joe Garrelli: Gay biker.
- Matthew Brock: The label clearly said "motorcycle enthusiast."
- Joe Garrelli: You're missing the whole point of Halloween.
- Lisa: Which is?
- Joe Garrelli: Which is sitting in the corner and making fun of all the dorks wearing costumes.
- Lisa: Alright - this is just like high school. Alright, in high school we all liked sittin' at the cool table in the cafeteria, right?
- [Everyone agrees]
- Matthew Brock: Wait a minute - wait a minute. Everybody here got to sit at the cool table? What was that like?
- Beth: It was cool.
- Catherine Duke: Are you saying you actually believe in fortunetelling, Bill?
- Bill McNeal: As did Socrates, Julius Caesar and Napoleon. It is the wisest man who knows there is a lot he does not know.
- Matthew Brock: I know.
- Bill McNeal: Alright, sweet spirit. What doe the future hold for Bill McNeal? And remember - we're among doubters here, so make it specific.
- Psychic: Hmm... Alright... On March 8th, 2032, at 4:20 PM, you will die.
- Bill McNeal: You see?... Come again?
- Psychic: March 8th, 2032, at 4:20 PM - that's when you'll die.
- Bill McNeal: [smirking] I'll dye my hair?
- Psychic: No! I mean die, as in death; your body will cease to live. Pretty specific, huh?