Quotes
-
Jimmy : You know, there's some sort of speed control on here, somewhere.
Beth : Oh, hang on, hang on, here are the instructions for the shredder.
Jimmy : Wait, wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait. Shredding the instructions for the shredder. Talk about your mind blowing irony. Dare I?
Beth : Oh, ah, Sir, I...
Jimmy : Let's do it. Go, baby, go!
[Drops manual in shredder]
Jimmy : Now, where the hell's that speed control?
-
Jimmy : [after shredding Matthew's heart-shaped chocolate box] Shredding a heart. If that's not a metaphor for something, I don't know what is.
-
Beth : [looking through files] Mr James, comma, Water Investment, comma, White?
Jimmy : [takes file] I never invested in any water. No water. What, are you talking about water? This is silly.
Dave : Well, sir, doesn't that actually mean "White Water Investment"?
Jimmy : Doesn't what means "White Water Investment"?
[Shreds file]
Dave : That file.
Jimmy : What file?