Quotes
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[Dave has hired an ex-friend of Beth's to work with her for the day]
Dave : What's up? I mean, did she steal your old high school sweetheart or something?
Beth : Oh, yes, because whenever two women are fighting it's obviously over a man, because, you know, men are all important and women are nothing. Men are great! All hail King Man!
[pause]
Beth : But yeah, she did steal my high school sweetheart.
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Beth : [looking through files] Mr James, comma, Water Investment, comma, White?
Jimmy : [takes file] I never invested in any water. No water. What, are you talking about water? This is silly.
Dave : Well, sir, doesn't that actually mean "White Water Investment"?
Jimmy : Doesn't what means "White Water Investment"?
[Shreds file]
Dave : That file.
Jimmy : What file?
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Matthew Brock : So you told them that it was company policy not to date employees?
Dave : That's right.
Joe Garrelli : Wait a minute, what about you and Lisa?
Dave : This policy only applies to Matthew.
Joe Garrelli : That makes no sense at all!
Matthew Brock : Yeah, it does. You'd be surprised how many company policies apply only to me.
