NewsRadio (TV Series)

Clash of the Titans (1998)

Patrick Warburton: Johnny Johnson

Quotes 

• Max : Johnny, Mr. James might be going to prison. Why are we celebrating?

  Dave : Care to take this one, Dave?

  Max : Johnny wants Jimmy in jail. It is all part of his evil plan. You know, the evil plan I've been warning you about.

  Johnny Johnson : Bingo.

• Johnny Johnson : That's easy- I choose you.

  Lisa : Aww... Johnny.

  Johnny Johnson : And the empire.

  Lisa : No. It doesn't work that way. It's me or the empire.

  Johnny Johnson : All right. Lisa, have you ever noticed know how really good-looking guys with really nice cars get lots of dates? Now imagine: a really good-looking guy, nice car, and an empire. You do the math.

• Jimmy : Johnny, it's not for me to say, but I think you're making a big mistake.

  Johnny Johnson : Jimmy, PLEASE don't tell me how to run your business- which again is now mine.

• Jimmy : Oh, Johnny, by the way, you know when I told you you'd lost some weight?

  Johnny Johnson : Yeah.

  Jimmy : Well, I lied, you look like hell. Go find a treadmill, you fat son of a bitch.

• Johnny Johnson : While you were on the lam, your board of directors elected me CEO.

  Jimmy : That's impossible. My board of directors would never do that.

  [Johnny gives him a folder; looks inside] 

  Jimmy : Of course, I didn't think my board would have naked hot tub orgies. So you blackmailed them, did you?

  Johnny Johnson : No, I bribed them. I gave a naked hot tub orgy.

• Johnny Johnson : What's on your mind?

  Joe : This is not about what's on my mind. It's what's on my iron fists.

  Johnny Johnson : So you're going to beat me out of this office, huh?

  Joe : Yeah, and it's a shame, too, because in a different world, you and me could've hung out.

  Johnny Johnson : [pulls out nunchucks]  Is nunchucks okay?

  Joe : [pulls out his own pair of nunchucks]  See? I told you we could have hung out.