NewsRadio (TV Series)

Boston (1998)

Stephen Root: Jimmy James

Quotes 

• Jimmy : Next time you try that "rain in Spain" crap on me, I'll be on you like ugly on a ape.

  Max : On *an* ape.

  Jimmy : Max!

  Max : Leaving!

• Jimmy : [Beth has bandages on her hands]  What's wrong with your hands?

  Beth : I have carpal tunnel syndrome.

  Jimmy : Oh, yeah. People get that from typing all day.

  Beth : Yeah, I know.

  Jimmy : How did you get it?

  Beth : No idea.

• Dave : Mr. James, do you have any advice for the young ones?

  Jimmy : Always use a condom, and if you're too embarrased to ask, just shoplift them. It's easy!