NewsRadio (TV Series)

Boston (1998)

Jon Lovitz: Max Lewis

Quotes 

• Jimmy : Next time you try that "rain in Spain" crap on me, I'll be on you like ugly on a ape.

  Max : On *an* ape.

  Jimmy : Max!

  Max : Leaving!

• Max : You know, I can help you with that.

  Lisa : Help me with what, Max?

  Max : Your speech impediment.

  Lisa : I don't have a speech impediment.

  Max : You have a classic sibilant S.

  Lisa : I do not have a sibilant S.

  Max : I do not have a sssibilant Ssss.

  Lisa : That's not how I sound.

  Max : That's not how I sssound.

  Lisa : Stop it!

  Max : Ssstop it.

  Lisa : Shut up!

  Max : Shut up... ssss.

• Dave : I'm sorry - I've just had a little bit too much advice from the people around here today, alright?

  Max : Oh - well, there's your problem.

  Dave : What?

  Max : Taking advice from a bunch of losers.

  Dave : They are not losers, Max.

  Max : Then why did they end up working here?